Pumpkin heads graduation… apparently

Creek creek boom boom boom
(pumpkin head running down the stairs)
Of our house… recap of what happened last night…
Sanjay someone's at the door open it (a big complaint) (half an hour later)... 12 at night fine sanjay i'll open it... oh no who is it luka who do you think it is sanjay i don't know a booger monster. haha nice one sanjay

Arh whos at the door (me opening the door)



Haha! as luka threw tomatoes at pumpkin head and laughing Come here sanjay look at this pile of dump WHAT! Said sanjay… oh look it's PUMPKIN HEAD!! What are you doing here said luka please oh please let me in you’re
House im cold hey go to your house pumpkin head but it's blown up owwwwww (acting normal)
(luka and sanjay blow his house up)
(we thought it was just a shed in a junkyard)



Later…

We let him in…

Can you be quiet pumpkin head we
Were trying to sleep a! I can't hear you
the volume of the tv too loud.
(pumpkin head play video games)
12:00 in the morning yeeeeee pumpkin head running down the stairs
oh sanjay what time is it 12:00 in the morning WHAT! Said luka.

WE HARDLY HAD ANY SLEEP!!! PUMPKIN HEAD

I need to go to work said luka you got a job? Said sanjay

Really sanjay you know that i work at countdown. Oh yeah well what for breakfast… jelly! Said pumpkin head hey pumpkin head what video game did you play Said sanjay (sarcasm) bye sanjay i'm going to work look after pumpkinhead and take him to his graduation WHAT! Luka why me just DO IT! Fine… (before i was about to speak)
Yes i'll take him for a walk said sanjay hey pumpkin head what a walk?!!!
Byeeee (luka was gone… okay finally said pumpkinhead hey your not going anywhere we put the lead on his green stork…(sanjay putting a lead on pumpkin head)

aww man. Lets go to the graduation pumpkinhead
Oh boy that's gonna be an investment said pumpkinhead… (when we got there)
hey look its pumpkin dog said pumpkin heads friends oww take me of this lead!!!! Said pumpkinhead. Shut your mouth!!!! said sanjay and stop moaning too. owww and STOP SAYING OWW! Owww said pumpkin head shut ya mouth! Owww.
Oh man?!!!!!!!!! said sanjay.

Now pumpkin head put your hat on…



Owwwwwwwwwwwww!
SHUT your trap!!!!!!
(Everyone looked)
Man this is the weirdest graduation and… your just a year 1 anyway said sanjay. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i’m a year 13!!!!!!!!!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man said pumpkin head

Later… when pumpkinhead is on the stage and sanjay is in the sets halalu a hallelu do do do (song) rmmm rmmm luka turn up bang bang

Everyone goes Aww he's so bad he's a damn boy!! (luka sits next to sanjay)

(on the stage)...

I am pleased to say pumpkinhead you've passed to being graduated high school said luka silence (no one claps) no one likes pumpkin head said sanjay your right said luka we may now here the speech of honor by pumpkinhead boo boo boo boo (people disliking pumpkin head)speech time...
Okay ummmm errr i thank you for umm err uh being a...umm err a great school he he he umm err hi ish guys ish he he umm umm er
Have a good day ish err umm er hi again sourtove umm er it's been a umm great year err yeah hehe umm ererer umm bye SAY SOMETHING PUMPKIN HEAD !!!!!!!! BOO BOO BOO BOO!!!! Said the crowd…
(pumpkin heads speech) Haha said sanjay and luka ha ha ha ha ha ha boooooooooooooo splat boo splat plop (people throwing tomatoes at pumpkin head)
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


After the graduation…

Walking to the farrie…

Outside…

Owwwww said pumpkinhead
Hey pumpkinhead nice speech weirdo said all the girls haha.
Hey your dumb said all the cool kid shove smack pow (kids smacking and shoving pumpkin head) hey you kids get off him and get lost! Said luka.
Are we sure we trust him? Said sanjay yeah sourtove said sanjay
Back at home...
Right let's go to bed and go to school tomorrow…
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But i thought i graduated said pumpkinhead yeah but only from one school… owwwwww.

THE END

My Accident Story

The Hole in my Knee
February 2019
By Luka
I am learning to entertain my audience through a recount.

Have you ever had a hole in your knee with lots of blood spilling out everywhere and you screaming like someone died? Well that is exactly what happened to me. I was about 5 years old at the time and had a love of skateboarding and I thought it would be a good idea to do something pretty dangerous. Looking back now I know it was not and will never be a good idea.

It was a very normal Sunday at my Grandad’s house, my brother, my friends and I were playing around. We were having fun just skateboarding then my friend said, “Let's build a big ramp.” I yelled back agreeing with him, “Yeah! Let's do it.” I mean I could of said no but I was to excited, and come on what better way to entertain yourself then have a massive ramp to skate on.

However it sounded like a lot of fun but when we started building the ramp it actually was rather boring! Hours later in the evening it was finally ready… The ramp was built I thought it was the best thing I was ever going to do in my life. I was so focused, positioning myself at the top of the ramp, taking a big breath in, in my head the thought, “Let’s do this.” I yelled out to those at the bottom, “Here we go, 5,4,3,2,1 GO! Yeah! It was so fun until I pushed it too much… I wanted to do a flip. My brother and friends yelled out NO, as if they could stop me. Waving their arms back and forth, I waved back and lost control of the skateboard...

Aaahhh!!! I fell off the skateboard, trapping my foot under the ramp, hitting my knee hard onto the ground. Looking down, blood everywhere, a giant hole in my knee, people screaming at the sight. My mum and dad hearing the scream both came rushing out of my Grandad’s house. Picking me up, they rushed me to the car and we left so fast that we even went through orange / red light as we raced to home.

When we got home, my dad wrapped my knee in white bandages. It was really hard for me to sleep that night, and the following days to come. I think I have learnt my lesson from taking on a giant skateboard ramp.

Swimming sports

Room 6 had a wonderful day at swimming sports. When we all went to the turf we split up into our houses. Thank you Sharyn and parents for helping us with the non competitive swimming and competitive. Also thank you parents for coming along and supporting your children. Good shepherd students thank the teachers very warmly, as every year as they set up and prepare this event for us. I’m sure that every student enjoyed the event. I saw everyone compete with my own eyes and they all did well. The people who lost don’t have to be sad because they should be grateful they got a swim in the hot weather also because there’s always time and effort to improve.

Ash Wednesday

Today was Ash Wednesday. We went to church and sang some hymns, got the ashes on our foreheads,
sung happy birthday to a little girl starting school on her birthday! We then went up and got a blessing
We did make an attempt to keep our ashes on our foreheads, but that was a fail due to swimming and
itching it off. We had a good day and hope everyone did too. season of Lent and it is a time of preparation.

Shrove Tuesday

Tuesday was Shrove Tuesday. We all had a great day in room 6. The festivities started with the burning of the
ashes on the turf. This was a new and exciting experience that not many of us had seen before.

Later on during Religious Education we learnt more about Shrove Tuesday and Lent. People
used to get rid of all their luxury items such as flour, sugar, butter, eggs and milk by making pancakes.
We were even able to enjoy some pancakes of our own. We all thought it was a great start to lent and
we are looking forward to the lent season as we prepare for the death and resurrection of Jesus.
 We are the season of Lent and it is a time of preparation.

Shine Week

A sea of orange flood Good Shepherd School on Friday the 8th of March. This week was shine week. We raise money to help people whose lives are affected domestic violence. In support we all wore orange clothes and brought a gold coin donation to help the charity. Here are some pictures:

Pumpkin heads christmas eve

Knock knock (pumpkin head knocking on the door) go away pumpkin head but it's nearly christmas no it 12:00 at night!!!! Said sanjay and luka!!! Please i want to see santa said pumpkin head santa is not-what da umm yeah you might want to change your mind about santa not being real boom boom (santa walking on our roof) hey um we don't have a chimney so he can deliver our presents calm down that's not santa.

Owwwwwwwwww! Said pumpkinhead

Oh gosh just go back to sleep guys said sanjay yeah said luka but i want to see santa said pumpkinhead hey pumpkin head santa won’t come if your not asleep said luka nah that's just a myth said pumpkin head oh damn it said sanjay i just want him to sleep said sanjay yeah it's impossible to get him to sleep. Yup said sanjay.

oh man sanjay i'm going into the spare bedroom to sleep byeee…

5 hours later

Boom! Crash! Bang! pow!!!!!!!!!!!
Owwwwww! (pumpkinhead went to check if santa was on the roof but instead he feel throw the roof) what da was that!
Said luka .

owwwwww! I better check on pumpkin head said luka yup said sanjay when we check on the roof… owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey pumpkin head what are you doing up there?? I oww was owww going to...owwwwww!!!! Check owwwwwwwwwww if santa owww was there owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Go to see if he's alright said luka na! I'm going to sleep well we have the chance
Yeah true,
Owwwwwwwwwwwww! Said pumpkinhead Just leave him there said sanjay yeah that's what i was thinking too.

For half of the night… owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ow ow owwwwwwwww!!!!!!

I feel like if we leave him out there he's going to carry on owing said luka but if we bring him inside it will be more noise for us! Said sanjay yeah true lets just shut the door

Later… owwwwwwwwwww

Arh thats it said luka im putting pumpkinhead in the fridge or we could heat em up and eat his said sanjay nah he's he's a living thing... what what what but he could be tasty nah…

Later…

Owwwwwwwwwwwww

Arh thats it said luka. can that THING SHUT HIS TRAP!!!! Said sanjay nope said luka

Im putting him on the pouch outside okay…

Arh that's much better… owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Said pumpkin head…


The end